6/18/07- Smokin' during el game, while walking up the green, while talking to his caddy...this Cabrera guy, where'd he come from? He's like that guy from Iowa who came out of nowhere a few months ago to win the Masters.
Whew- did you hear that Tiger?...Buzzing Noise....Yeah, listen to that Tiger...It's the sound of the Midwest, and fiery Argentina passin' ya up. What's up Tiger? Talk to El Pansonsote. Is there such a thing as a Golf psychiatrist? Mebbe you need to go butter one up for a while. Toss up some questions, ya like- What do you think that golf ball was thinking when I missed that birdie...
Ya never know what might bring back that winning streak,.....you know?
Whew but this Cabrera guy (my hands are up in the air, and I'm doing the victory dance right now btw). I think everybody likes to see the underdog win, and that's what this guy was and did. El UNDERDOG, i proclaim him. (Good name huh?)
He used to be a caddy himself- Cabrera, and had to pay for expensivo lessons to learn the golf game. (Trust us , everybody in Argentina ain't interrupting their tango parties to go learn golf or anything, especially 20 years ago when Cabrera started. Que es golf? is more like it....)
Just a humble guy, and NO English! First time ever they had to use a translator to translate the acceptance speech at the US Open. Love it!
Woo-WOO.
Keep on swinging Cabrera - (but no worries Tiger, I don't think there's any danger of you losing your Nike, Tag Heuer, Accenture etc. contract just yet.)
Tango on Angel!
-El Pansonsote